February 2012
His scent intoxicates me.
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
Oh, you don’t approve of the way I live my life? Well that’s cute. Good thing I’m not here to impress you.
I want a late night adventure. I want someone to...
wecanexplore:
Same except you know parents
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
“I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.”
– Andy Warhol. (via cavum)
